1 00:00:36,967 --> 00:00:37,800 Thank you. 2 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,400 Hello, Gladys. 3 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,333 Tea-- no sugar. 4 00:00:46,433 --> 00:00:49,467 Tea-- no milk. 5 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:50,700 And how about you? 6 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,067 Do you want your tea without milk or without sugar? 7 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,067 Without tea. For me, coffee. 8 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,600 You're in early tonight. 9 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,633 Yeah. 10 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:01,900 We come early to do the homework. 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,667 Every class time we are getting it wrong. 12 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:07,200 So we make a plan to meet here, and do it all together. 13 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,300 Plenty smart, huh? 14 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,900 Here we are. 15 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,833 - I hope we are not being late. - No. 16 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:17,867 We just got in ourselves. 17 00:01:17,967 --> 00:01:19,000 You want a tea? - Oh. 18 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:19,900 Thank you very much. 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,500 Not mine. 20 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,333 A thousand apologies. 21 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:25,267 Much better do the homework first 22 00:01:25,367 --> 00:01:26,967 before Mr. Brogno arrives. 23 00:01:27,067 --> 00:01:29,633 That's a good idea. OK. 24 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:31,267 First question. 25 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:34,567 Give a single noun to replace the following phrase. 26 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:40,033 A person who has reached the age of 100. 27 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,500 Anybody any ideas? 28 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,433 Sure. 29 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:44,967 Very old man. 30 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:46,500 That's not right. 31 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,267 Si, hombre. 32 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:50,267 100-year-old-- very old man. 33 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:53,933 Now, we want one word for someone who's at 100. 34 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:54,833 Oh, blimey. 35 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:56,267 I'm doing that. 36 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,467 Farook. 37 00:01:57,567 --> 00:01:59,700 What is Farook? 38 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,000 My uncle. 39 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,667 He's being 100 years old. 40 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:06,900 That is not being the answer you Tandoori twit. 41 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,067 All right you Punjabi.. 42 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:10,533 You tell us the answer. 43 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:12,033 Centurion. 44 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,700 That sounds OK to me. 45 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,700 Okey kokey. 46 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,733 Everybody put down centurion. 47 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:20,900 Next question. 48 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,467 Right. 49 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:25,633 Give the past tense and the past participle 50 00:02:25,733 --> 00:02:27,567 of the following verbs-- 51 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:28,867 cling. 52 00:02:28,967 --> 00:02:30,867 Clung. 53 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:31,833 That's right. 54 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:33,400 Clung. 55 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,467 But that's the past tense, now, we want the pass participle. 56 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,300 Cling, clung, 57 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,000 Clang. 58 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,533 That's right. 59 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:43,933 Oh, blimey. 60 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:48,033 Mr. Brown will be surprised when he finds out how clever we are. 61 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:49,367 Next question. 62 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:53,300 Past tense and past participle of the word fly. 63 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,667 Flewed. 64 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:55,700 No. No. 65 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,900 Not the flewed. 66 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,267 Flied. 67 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,400 That's better-- flied. 68 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,633 We want one more. 69 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,000 We got fly, flied-- 70 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,100 Flewed. 71 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,167 OK. 72 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,167 We must do the homework like this every time, huh? 73 00:03:10,267 --> 00:03:12,767 And the next question, give opposite 74 00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:15,100 in meaning to following nouns-- 75 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,833 disappointment. 76 00:03:16,933 --> 00:03:17,833 That appointment. 77 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:27,433 With due respect, opposite of disappointment is joy. 78 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:28,833 Okey Tokyo. 79 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:30,300 Can I have some milk please Gladys? 80 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,367 Yeah. 81 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:33,733 Hey, Danielle, what you got in the pram? 82 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:36,100 A bag of the potatoes. 83 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,533 Not potatoes. 84 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:38,433 Bambino. 85 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:42,633 Hello, bambino. 86 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,500 Hey, he speak to me. 87 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:51,200 Nice little boy. 88 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,400 How will you know it's a little boy? 89 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,367 Easy. 90 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:57,000 He's got what every little boy has-- 91 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,067 blue clothes. 92 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:01,633 Here. 93 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:02,633 Is it yours? 94 00:04:02,733 --> 00:04:03,867 No. 95 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:04,867 It belongs the family I work as au pair. 96 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:06,167 They had to go out tonight. 97 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,567 So I thought I bring him here to the lessons. 98 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:10,267 Oh, you can't do that. 99 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:11,200 Why not? 100 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,633 Well, it's against regulations. 101 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:13,767 Oh. 102 00:04:13,867 --> 00:04:15,333 Miss Courtney would never allow it. 103 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:16,400 Are you sure? 104 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,833 I'm positive. 105 00:04:17,933 --> 00:04:18,933 But what am I going to do? 106 00:04:19,033 --> 00:04:20,467 I don't want to miss my classes. 107 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,933 Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. 108 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,000 You can leave him here behind my counter, 109 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,533 and collect him when you go home. 110 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:27,500 Thank you, Gladys. 111 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,433 Oh. 112 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:31,133 Don't mention it. 113 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:34,333 See you later, boys. 114 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:41,200 Holy ravioli. 115 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:46,133 What I'm thinking now, I could be ex-communicated. 116 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:50,433 I was excommunicated five minutes ago. 117 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:53,000 Name a collective noun to describe 118 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,333 a group of footballers. 119 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,600 Real Madrid. 120 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,833 Oh, blimey. 121 00:04:57,933 --> 00:04:59,600 That is not a good answer. 122 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,467 Correct answer is a team. 123 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:02,400 That's right. 124 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,933 Team. 125 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:06,333 Who said that? 126 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,600 I did. 127 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,767 Whoops a daisy. 128 00:05:10,867 --> 00:05:12,033 Hey, how long have you been here? 129 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,600 Long enough. 130 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:16,067 Look, homework means work you do at home individually-- not 131 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,467 here collectively. 132 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,133 As you obviously cannot be trusted, 133 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:20,667 you all will stay behind after class 134 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,167 and do your homework then. 135 00:05:22,267 --> 00:05:25,700 Come along down to the classroom. 136 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:30,333 Now then, what about a nice smile for your auntie Glad? 137 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:31,167 Oh. 138 00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:32,700 You know, you're a lovely fella. 139 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:38,200 I say, Gladys is going to tickle your tummy. 140 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:41,467 Here. 141 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:43,067 Give us a nice kiss. 142 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:48,733 Oh. 143 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,200 Hello, Sid. 144 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,300 Gladys, look, what you're doing is you're own affair. 145 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,433 But I shouldn't let Miss Courtney catch you at it. 146 00:05:54,533 --> 00:05:55,167 Oh. 147 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,367 What do you mean? 148 00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:57,500 I heard you. 149 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,233 Oh. 150 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,933 I'm doing it as a favor. 151 00:06:01,033 --> 00:06:02,300 Here. 152 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,467 Want to tickle his tummy? 153 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,600 - What? - Tickle his tummy. 154 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,533 He likes it. 155 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:10,767 Look. 156 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,767 It's a. 157 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,167 A little nipper. 158 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:15,500 It's Danielle's. 159 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,067 I'm looking after it for her. - Yeah. 160 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:20,900 He's a lovely little fella. 161 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,600 How are you then? 162 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,500 Coochie. 163 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,433 Coochie. 164 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:25,733 Coochie. 165 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:26,933 Coochie. 166 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:28,833 He bit me. 167 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:29,967 Hello, everybody. 168 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:32,767 Places please as quickly as possible. 169 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:34,267 Thank you, Juan. 170 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:35,300 All right. 171 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,233 Now that we've lost Zultan and Ingrid, 172 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,033 I suggest we fill up these empty places. 173 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:41,600 Jamillah, would you like to come back to the front? 174 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,967 No. 175 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:47,267 Master G. I am very happy to be sit at back side. 176 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:49,600 Taro 177 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:55,100 Japanese philosopher say, a person who's in front line 178 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,767 more likely to get shot at. 179 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:02,367 How so? 180 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:04,467 Holly and Sue Lee, why don't you come out here then? 181 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:05,400 All right. 182 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,467 Jolly good. 183 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:07,333 Right. 184 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:08,733 Now, tonight, by way of a change, 185 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:09,967 we are going to do a crossword. 186 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:12,867 Now, do you all know what a crossword is? 187 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:14,300 Well, I should ask you each a clue. 188 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,333 And hope that I get some correct answers. 189 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:17,633 We'll start with you, Juan. 190 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:18,800 Si, Senor. 191 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,033 One across-- the feminine of horse. 192 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:23,500 A por favor? 193 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,767 The feminine of horse. 194 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:26,467 You've heard of the word horse. - Ah. 195 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:27,500 Si. Si. 196 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,400 Sore throat. 197 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:31,700 No. 198 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,333 That's hoarse. - Ah. 199 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:34,067 Sorry. 200 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,000 Come along. 201 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,000 The feminine of horse. 202 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,400 Ah, lady horse. 203 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:42,433 - Anybody know? - Yeah-- feminine of horse-- 204 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:43,367 mare. 205 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:44,600 Well done. 206 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,500 Excuse me please. 207 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,867 Yeah, Alit? 208 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,633 I'm thinking, mare is not feminine. 209 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,167 - Yes it is. - Oh. 210 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:52,300 No. 211 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,033 Mayor of London is most definitely masculine. 212 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:57,100 That is a different sort of mare. 213 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,933 That's M-A-Y-O-R. 214 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:03,267 Jolly good. 215 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:07,100 Fanjeet, three across, not down. 216 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,167 I am knowing it is not down because you 217 00:08:09,267 --> 00:08:12,633 are saying it's across. 218 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:14,533 Not down is the clue. 219 00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:16,233 Thousand apologies. 220 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,967 Well, what is the answer? 221 00:08:18,067 --> 00:08:18,900 No. 222 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,767 What is not the answer. 223 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,100 The answer is up. 224 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,800 Thank you. 225 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,200 Up. 226 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,267 Right. 227 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:30,067 Giovanni, six across, a punctuation mark 228 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:32,800 used to indicate antitheses of quotation. 229 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,800 Ask me another. 230 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,733 Oh. 231 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,567 Come along. Think. 232 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:41,667 I'll give you another clue. 233 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:44,800 It's not a comma, but it begins with a C. 234 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:45,733 Question mark. 235 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,833 Don't be ridiculous. 236 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:54,000 Anybody know? 237 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,433 Colon. 238 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,333 Good. 239 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,067 Colon. 240 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:01,033 O-L-O-N. Right. 241 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:05,500 Aladeet, seven across, a word used to describe 242 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,733 a set of four musicians. 243 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:08,633 Beatles. 244 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,000 Not a group. 245 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,967 Although, the Beatles were one of these. 246 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:17,267 Oh, blimey. 247 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:18,400 Think. 248 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,600 If you have a cake and you cut it into four, 249 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,533 you then have four? 250 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:23,467 Pieces. 251 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:24,300 Yeah. 252 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,500 But what does each piece called? 253 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,000 A slice? 254 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,033 Water. 255 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,733 Jolly good. 256 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:37,200 And what do we call four musicians? 257 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,533 Anybody? 258 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:39,700 Quar-- quartet? 259 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,633 Good. 260 00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:41,933 Quartet. 261 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:43,433 Well done. 262 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:47,233 R-T-E-T. Right. 263 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:52,633 Ah, Sue Lee, eight across, to tell an untruth. 264 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:55,733 To spread decadent Western propaganda about.. 265 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,667 In the republic of China. 266 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,767 The correct answer is lie. 267 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,933 Same thing. 268 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,000 That's a matter of opinion. 269 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:09,433 L-I-E. Right. 270 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,600 Um. 271 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:16,000 Jamillah, one down, the plural of mouse. 272 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,233 Uh, mouses. 273 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:18,967 Oh. 274 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,333 No, Jamillah. Think. 275 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:21,067 Look. 276 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:22,000 Look at the board. 277 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,300 It's M blank, M blank. 278 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,733 Any idea? 279 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:29,933 No, Master G. I am also be blank. 280 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,400 Mice. 281 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,733 Oh. 282 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,633 Mickey. 283 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:37,267 Mickey? 284 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,067 Ha. 285 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,633 Mickey Mouses. 286 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:41,900 Mice. 287 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,400 Sorry, Master G. 288 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,900 Right. 289 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:45,867 Taro. 290 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:46,800 Ah, so. 291 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:52,000 Two down-- to consign or dismiss 292 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,167 to an inferior position. 293 00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:56,100 Do you know the answer? 294 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,267 Not knowing. personal. 295 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,967 If a football team finish at the bottom of the league, 296 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,867 then it means that they are? 297 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:08,167 Very bad team. 298 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,933 They get relegated. 299 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:14,267 So the answer to two down is relegate. 300 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:15,000 Right. 301 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,400 Um, Max? 302 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,867 Yes,. 303 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:22,500 Four down-- the opposite of wealth. 304 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,967 No. 305 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,267 Broke? 306 00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:29,400 No. 307 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,333 If you are very poor, what state are you in? 308 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:36,067 Desperate. 309 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,167 Mr. Brown? 310 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:40,000 Can I speak to Danielle outside? 311 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:40,900 Yes. 312 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,933 If you must. 313 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,200 It's very personal. 314 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:49,267 What's a matter? 315 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:52,133 The baby's done a bunk. 316 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,933 Is that the same as doing a pooey? 317 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:57,767 No. 318 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,600 He's gone. - Gone? 319 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,600 Yes. 320 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,967 Gladys went in to the ladies. 321 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:04,100 When she come out, there he was gone. 322 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,667 That is impossible. 323 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,333 Well, If you don't believe it, come have a look for yourself. 324 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,433 But if he's not there, where can he be? 325 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,267 I haven't got the faintest idea. 326 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,500 Right. 327 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,733 Can anybody tell me the rule about I and E? 328 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,267 Jamillah? 329 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:30,333 I before E except after C. 330 00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:31,733 Very good. 331 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,700 Juan? 332 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,600 Juan? 333 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:34,900 Si, senor. 334 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,533 You are not paying attention. 335 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:37,467 Si. 336 00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:38,600 Plenty attention. 337 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,533 All right. 338 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,667 What did I just say? 339 00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:45,467 You say, Juan, you're not paying attention. 340 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,200 Yes. 341 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,633 Before that, Juan. 342 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,100 Ah, before that? 343 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,700 You're right, I not pay attention. 344 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,800 We were discussing I before E except after C. 345 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,700 Ah, sorry. 346 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,800 Spell receipt. 347 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:02,767 Por favor? 348 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,667 You heard. 349 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,033 Spell receipt. 350 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:16,767 Ah, R-E-C, I before E except C, E. E. 351 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,733 Good. 352 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:22,633 I-T. 353 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:23,800 Come on. Think. 354 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,867 You've missed something out. 355 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:27,100 What comes before T? 356 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,033 Breakfast. 357 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:33,933 I am not amused. 358 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,433 You're not here to make jokes, Juan. 359 00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:36,333 Ah. 360 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:37,533 Sorry, amigo. 361 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:38,667 P-T. 362 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:41,167 So nice. 363 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:44,933 Max, what always follows a Q? 364 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,033 People who are queuing. 365 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:51,167 The letter Q. 366 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,467 R. 367 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:53,633 R? 368 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,633 Sure. 369 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,933 L,m, n, o, p, q, r. 370 00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,900 We're discussing spelling, not the alphabet. 371 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,600 If a word begins with Q, what is the next letter? 372 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,900 I don't know boss. 373 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,833 U. 374 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:07,767 Me what? 375 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,467 Q, U-- only a U can follow a Q. 376 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,367 OK. 377 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,400 Mr. Brown, would you come to my office for a moment? 378 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,367 Right now? 379 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,100 Yes. 380 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,400 It is most important. 381 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,733 Well, carry on studying chapter 10 on spelling. 382 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,867 I shan't be long. 383 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,467 Is it-- is it something I've done? 384 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,033 I sincerely hope not. 385 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,367 Take a look at that. 386 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,767 It's a pram. 387 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:43,133 Well done Mr. Brown. 388 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:46,200 What do you normally associate with prams? 389 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,400 - Babies? - Exactly. 390 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,300 Good Lord. 391 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,233 You're not. 392 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,933 Are you? 393 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,467 Not what? 394 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,600 Expecting. 395 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,533 Oh. 396 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,467 Don't be ridiculous. 397 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:57,200 What was that? 398 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,733 Well, look in the pram. 399 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,467 It's a baby. 400 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:11,000 Well, it's certainly not a Cocker Spaniel. 401 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,667 Well, you mustn't worry Miss Courtney. 402 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,000 I beg your pardon? 403 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,533 These things happen even in the best families. 404 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,133 There is no shame these days in being an unmarried mother. 405 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,933 You, you silly little man. 406 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,933 It's not mine. 407 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,500 I found it in the canteen. 408 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,633 I have spoken to Gladys, but she denies all knowledge of it. 409 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:31,833 The poor little mite has obviously been abandoned. 410 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,167 Oh. how Dickensian. 411 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,300 I can only assume that one of the students from this school 412 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,200 has deliberately abandoned that baby on our doorstep. 413 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,733 I thought you said it was in the canteen? 414 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,967 Oh. 415 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,467 That's just a figure of speech Mr. Brown. 416 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,433 Now, I shall ask all the teachers to question 417 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,233 their respective classes in an effort 418 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,167 to discover the guilty party. 419 00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,233 OK. I'll go and question mine. 420 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,533 Oh. No you won't. 421 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,500 You will stay here and look after the baby 422 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,567 while I inform the rest of the staff. 423 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,500 Hello. 424 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,467 Don't cry. 425 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,400 Don't cry. 426 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,133 Come on,. 427 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:19,333 Come over here, and look at all the trees. 428 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,600 See all the birdies chirping? 429 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,533 Yeah. 430 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,767 Isn't that nice. 431 00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:25,767 Here we are. 432 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:30,467 Rock a by baby on the treetop. 433 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:34,933 When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 434 00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:38,500 When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 435 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:43,833 And down will come baby cradle and all. 436 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,167 There. 437 00:16:45,267 --> 00:16:47,333 What did you think of that baby? 438 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,933 Stay there and I'll go and get you a chocky bicky. 439 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,067 All right? 440 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,667 What am I going to do? 441 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:00,700 Not to worry. 442 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,000 We find him for you. 443 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,600 We search the school. 444 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,700 Sid and Gladys, they have looked everywhere. 445 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,667 Maybe he's been babynapped. 446 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,367 You you must be mean kidnapped. 447 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,567 Yes, please. 448 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,367 Mr. and Mrs. Barkley, they are going to kill me. 449 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,167 How am I going to tell them I've lost their baby? 450 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,567 Why not write them a letter? 451 00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,433 I've got an idea. 452 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:27,867 If somebody stole Danielle's baby, why not we go outside 453 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,900 and steal someone else's baby. 454 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,667 Don't be so stupid, Max. 455 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,000 Come on. 456 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,667 Settle down and study your books. 457 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:38,933 And why are you crying? 458 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,167 Miss Courtney I've done something very bad. 459 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:44,167 What you do outside is no concern of mine. 460 00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:46,100 That's is something in the school. 461 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,467 Where is my baby? 462 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,667 Baby? 463 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,600 Oh. 464 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,133 So It's yours, is it? 465 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,533 You know about it? 466 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:53,500 I found it. 467 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,400 Thank heavens. 468 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,467 I must go to him. 469 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,733 Now, just a moment. 470 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:57,633 Come here. 471 00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,700 I want a word with you. 472 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,767 Now, I know that we live in a permissive society, 473 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:05,667 and these things are not uncommon. 474 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,933 But you must think of the baby. 475 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,867 Or don't you love him a little? 476 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:10,867 I love him very much. 477 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,767 Good. 478 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,867 Do you know who the father is? 479 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:16,233 Yes? 480 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,800 Well, then have you never considered marrying him? 481 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,700 How can I? 482 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,033 He's only nine months old. 483 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,067 Not the baby. 484 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,433 The father. 485 00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:27,733 I don't think his wife will be very happy. 486 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,467 He's a married man? 487 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,233 Yes. 488 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,500 Well, that's typical. 489 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,300 They don't care who they get into trouble. 490 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,467 It wasn't his fault. It was his wife's idea. 491 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:40,400 Good heavens. 492 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,333 How awful. 493 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,300 Do your parents know the situation you are in? 494 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,267 Yes. 495 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,333 Well, surely they don't approve. 496 00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,667 Certainly. 497 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,300 Next year, my sister is coming to England to do the same. 498 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,367 Extraordinary. 499 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:57,400 Oh, no. 500 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,967 Many french girls want to be au pairs. 501 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,400 Au pair? 502 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,600 Yes. 503 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,967 This baby, it belongs to the family you work for? 504 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,000 That's right. 505 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,667 Thank heaven for that. 506 00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:09,600 Pardon? 507 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,000 It doesn't matter. 508 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,900 I promise I won't bring him into school again. 509 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,100 Well, see that you don't. 510 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,600 Can I bring him in this class? 511 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,500 No. 512 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,667 He can stay where he is. 513 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,133 He's in very good hands. 514 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,533 Oh. 515 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,633 There you are. 516 00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:26,800 Oh. 517 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,700 Oh. 518 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,000 Thank goodness. 519 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:32,933 Well, what is shaking my dear.. 520 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,100 Yes. 521 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,500 Come on then. 522 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,933 Oh we go to Auntie Glad. 523 00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,167 Yes my darling. 524 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,667 We go and get a little drink of milkies. 525 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:41,833 Come on then. 526 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,300 There. 527 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,000 There. 528 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:49,433 You'll feel better. 529 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:57,167 At least he's stopped crying. 530 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,700 Perhaps he's dozed off. 531 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,700 Here we are. 532 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,367 Here's a chocky bicky for you. 533 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,333 He's gone. 534 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:07,200 Perhaps he's dipped out for a walk. 535 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,633 He's too young to walk. 536 00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:10,033 He can just about crawl. 537 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,600 Well, he's got to be here somewhere. 538 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,500 Where? 539 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,300 I don't know. 540 00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,833 Oh, my god. 541 00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:24,700 The window is open. 542 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,667 What about it? 543 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,900 He could have crawled out. 544 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,167 Could he? 545 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,867 Of course it couldn't. 546 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,833 Could it? 547 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,333 They crawl anywhere. 548 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,967 I was the biggest crawler on our street. 549 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,833 Well, I can believe that. 550 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,600 I'm too frightened to look. 551 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,000 It's not there. 552 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,200 Perhaps he's crawled around the edge 553 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,467 and gone right the way 'round. 554 00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,033 Well, you better crawl out and have a look. 555 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:52,967 No. Not me. 556 00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,133 I, I can't stand heights. 557 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,767 I've got claustrophobia. 558 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:56,700 Vertigo. 559 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,900 Yeah. 560 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,233 I've got that in my shoulder as well. 561 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,333 I'll give you a bunker. 562 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,133 I'm going to see to me boiler. 563 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,767 - Well, aren't you staying here? - No. 564 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,867 No. 565 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:09,500 I can't stand the sight of blood. 566 00:21:58,467 --> 00:21:59,300 Gladys. 567 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,100 What are you doing with that baby? 568 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,167 Well, I took it for a drink of milkies. 569 00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:04,500 Well, wait here a minute. 570 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,400 Oh. 571 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,333 Very well. 572 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:31,167 Now, take this baby back to the canteen and keep it there. 573 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,667 I never want to see it again. 574 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:36,067 Oh, very well. 575 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:36,967 Oh, my baby. 576 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:38,267 Is he all right? 577 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,633 Yes. 578 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,767 I take him to the classroom. 579 00:22:40,867 --> 00:22:42,233 Oh, no. 580 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,200 Miss Courtney said I have to keep him in the canteen. 581 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,300 Oh, no. 582 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,833 I not take the chance of losing him again. 583 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,133 Well, please yourself. 584 00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:56,700 He did it, then? 585 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,833 Who did what? 586 00:22:57,933 --> 00:22:59,067 Mr. Brown. 587 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,300 He saved the baby off the window ledge. 588 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,867 What are you talking about? 589 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:04,500 The baby has never been on the window ledge. 590 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,400 No? 591 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,333 No. 592 00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:07,300 Mr. Brown is. 593 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,700 Very pretty baby. 594 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,900 Yeah. 595 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 I would love to have a baby like that. 596 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,467 Come out with me tonight and I'll-- 597 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:27,400 Max. 598 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,800 Hey, there's profesori. 599 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,933 Oh, blimey. 600 00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:33,067 He's out of his mind. - Mr. Brown. 601 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,167 Please come in. 602 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,333 You all right Mr. Brown? 603 00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:39,200 Just about. 604 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,467 How's the baby? - Oh, he's OK. 605 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:41,200 Oh. 606 00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,433 Thank goodness for that. 607 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,767 Would you hold him for me for a moment? 608 00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:44,933 Well I don't think I can really. 609 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,700 while I fix his blanket. 610 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,900 Oh. Well, hurry up. 611 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,633 Mr. Brown. 612 00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:53,300 What is that baby doing in the classroom? 613 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,033 I'll give you three guesses.